here i will post the jokes of other people to share it to you all. wont it be more happier if i will share laugh to all! have a happy life!
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it during dinner.
Dad: Son! Where were you today during school hours.
Son: at school!
(the robot slaps the son)
Son: Ok! I lied! I've went to the movie.
Dad: Which one?
Son: toy story
(robots slaps son again)
ASon: ok! it was porn!
Dasd: Whast!? When I was at your age, I dont even know what porn was!
(robot slaps Dad)
Mom: Forgive him dear! after all, he's your son!
(Robot slaps Mom) (>_<)